A Life in Hyperbole: Archive

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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I just want to find a bed

and sleep in it for the rest of my life.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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I don't know what to give up for Lent

I guess just the same thing I’ve given up for the last few years of my life: Nothing.

Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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So on Thursday I'm going to Shreveport.

I’m getting paid $1,000 to work the “Bassmaster Classic” for ESPN. It’s the Super Bowl of professional bass fishing. And I’m not really feelin’ it. So, I don’t know what to sacrifice: my dignity or ALL OF THE THINGS I CAN BUY WITH MY NEW WEALTH?

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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“So, if I asked you about art, you’d probably give me the skinny on every art...”

– Sean MacGuire, Good Will Hunting (via beautywood)

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. PINK = I think you are unattractive. GREY = I wish you would notice me. OMG you guise I just want yer honest opinyins

Feb 18th

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